.: lifeofabitch :.

17 December 2006

Farhan: In June, the proposal for the camp is written 'NCC(Sea) Annual Camp 2006'. But this Dec camp proposal is also written 'NCC(Sea) Annual Camp 2006'. This is so stupid, should at least be called a promotion camp or something.

Alvin: Okay then, from now onwards the camp will be called 'NCC(Sea) Promotion Camp 2006'.

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And so I'm back from a 3 day, 2 night camp at school...quite fun I guess, even though it's a training camp and all the Sirs are, as usual, fcuking shit. Haiz. But I guess 2nd annoying part is that we hardly bathed at all. =P And Nawawi wanted to go KFC after the camp, all smelly and with our bagging/luggages :P Yes luggage...someone actually brought that. :P Guess I shouldn't insult the 2007 Sec 2...

First day

Before I reach school, I ran over my uniform with my bike o.O Don't blame me, I brought 3 bags, and my bike basket was small and BENT! Well, at least I didn't crash or anything. At school, some of us reported at foyer, some at sea room...haiz...communication error...=/

After being group, Nawawi named our grp 'Jackstaff' and the staffs thought we all wanna jack them =P But Nawawi said that everyone looks up to it and all that crap, so we're like 'tall, high, and mighty' and dont forget skinny...*hints to Bobo* Actually got that name from his sir name, 'Tiang' which means 'Pole' in Malay, which is 'Jackstaff' in seamenship terms. xP

Next, we were cleaning up the sea room...and with Bobo's expertise, rearranged the furniture. In the end, the room suddenly became damn spacious! x.O Then Srinivas had to come in and spoil the fun by pumping us 20 push-ups, when he couldn't even do 20 PROPER ones...

Then got PT, drills and the usual stuff...learnt some cheers too :P Then at night got BBQ...got leftover food that we had no choice but to throw away cuz no one wants to eat anymore =/ After that got IFC - at 11! =O The fun part was telling everyone what to do without words :P

Second day

Had 6 hours of sleep...that okay I guess, but still tired...a bit unclear on when to report though...we heard wake up at 6.30 and fall in by 7, but it's actually fall in by 6.30 and the next activity will commence at 7...x.O

Did PT, then slacked till lunch =/ Some played soccer in the hall, while others did the ship models :P I contributed to the Luxury Yatch and Dragon Boat :P And Nawawi also managed to hand in his Total Defence project; all 4 who did them copied and pasted...no choice :P

Had Friday prayers, then IFC test...we learnt to measure distance with our thumb! An average standing human being is 100m away when he's the size of your thumbnail. :P I got 22/30 =.= Not bad I guess =/

Then there was presentation of skits, our group planed to do a funny version of the sizing drill and a cheer of 'Peeping Through the Window' :P Turned out well, I guess =/ Then there was the CLT challenge; we had to pick a song from the iPod and dance to it...Bobo picked Pump It for us and lead us to the dance...it was hilarious! xD Bobo and Farhan were supposed to dance freestyle, but Farhan proned and leopard crawled and Bobo rolled xP The rest were to change to push-up position in a wave-like manner...and it turned out okay too...saw the CLTs laughing ^^ Heehee...

But the best part of that day was the nightwalk...and obviously Joshua pon (again) :P Watched Saw II and the beginning of Chuky...Saw II was damn grody and Chuky was damn sick x.x But I left for the nightwalk somewhere in the middle of Disc 1 for Chuky...but the Volleyball ppl were damn engrossed in it :P Sick bastards 8P

Nightwalk wasn't that scary either...the route was from the hall, to the criket area, to the toilet nearest to the feild, to the pond with all the blackholed-hearted ppl :P Got scared there...but it was hilarious...

Firdaus: *wearing poncho and jumps out of water to scare me*
Me: *jumps back in shock*
Srinivas: * meditating behind me* Why the hell did you jumped to me?

And yes, I could see him in th dark...:P After that, go to the toilet nearest to the pond, then the changing room toilet, then outside the gym window outside, and finally the rendezvous at the pull-up bar behind the library...=/ Chatted with the spirits in the changing room toilet too...hilarious :P

In the end, my 3 pens I lent for the nightwalk was lost...so they'll be paying me back $6 for them =O

After that, slept for two hours and then we had 'Nite PT' as the seniors called it or 'Dawn PT' as Farhan called it :P Had a hard time waking up Jackson, so our PT number became from 20 to 48 cuz it took 28 secs more to wake him up...so we did 48 push-p, sit-ups etc. But it was only 1 set so it was okay I guess...even though my bones were craking in tiredness =/ But in the end we did something more, so they gave us more time to sleep =D

Final day

Woke up after 8 =D Falled in by 8.30 just to have breakfast...lol, wake up and eat =P Then we furthur cleaned up the sea room cuz Sir Humfrey wanted it clean inside and out, ie inside the cupboard =/ Took a while to cheese the how many metres of rope inside the cupboard...and the cheese ended up as a carpet =/

Joshua: According to Farhan, Humfrey should be called Humpfuck
Farhan: Yes, he can hump AND fuck at the same time!

Then we had muster parade in the hot scorching sun x.O Sigh, but it was just for introduction to the parts B...forget to mention,WE'RE NOW CONSIDERED PART Cs!!! =D In the end, Ma'am rescued us and had and informal muster parade in the sea room to give out our ranks and badges! I finally got my CORPORAL rank, silver total defence bagde, bronze napfa badge, rememberence day badge and sana badge :P Unfortunately, my silver proficiency badge and two-star kayaking badge in held back, as it will take a while for Mrs Peh to order them :P

But Srinivas was very funny during the muster parade :P

Srinivas: Bobo, don't laugh at Farhan's unimpressive amount of badges, yours are not impressive as well. You have no napfa, undefensive total defence, orienteering is not for you, and you think you can take drugs.

He was hinting at Bobo not recieving napfa, total def, orienteering and sana. Lol :P Then comes the giving of the Best REC and Best LCP :P Srinivas for damn bastard when giving this out. :P

Srinivas: And the winner for best recruit is, Ai-ai-ai-ai-Nazri!
Bobo: *laughs maniacally*
Srinivas: And the winner for the best lance corporal is, he's a good friend of mine, Bobo!
Bobo: *stunned* Huh?!
Srinivas: Nah, he's the long-pants obsessed prefect, Nawawi!
Kevin: This time Bobo, didn't laugh.
Bobo: Srinivas is damn bastard leh.

And then we planned to go Kranji for some war memorial thingy, but THANK GOD the weather report stated that it was showering with thunder and lightning over Kranji! :D So the trip was cancelled and we had a powerpoint slide instead, of which the last two slides were just CORRECT! & WRONG! :P

Lol, then finally we could go home =) But after bersurai, they sa-mu-la us just because they forgot about area cleaning! :P

And after all that, I finally reached home - tired...and slept for 15 to 18-ish hours :P At least the fun ordeal was over!

... 11:52 pm